At the grocery store

Woman: *on cellphone* Why am I leaving you? Why am I--I'll tell you why.
Woman: Here's why. You don't respect me.
Woman: You called me a whore in front of my children.
Me: *says nothing, but has a face like O.O*
Woman: You don't respect me. And you know, there some white chick here in the store, she walking, she heard me say that and she make a face.
Woman: Because even she know you a piece of shit.
posted 1 week ago with 314,768 notes (originally from crystalsoulslayer)

swinchestre:

can we talk about the fact that drunk sherlock almost started crying over the fact that tessa’s date didn’t call her

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posted 1 week ago with 21,362 notes (originally from swinchestre)
#sherlock

lolsomeone-actually:

brainoverbones:

My dad is actually the villain from despicable me.

this is amazing

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vandigo:

gokuma:

brighthiatus89:

satanicdrag0n:

aliewa:

livsnerven:

lornrocks:

vonmunsterr:

some guy on facebook tried to tell me that kat dennings’ boobs aren’t good because she’s overweight. like if that isn’t the most perfect rack/bod you’ve ever seen then get the fuck out of my face.

I never understood jerkoff dudes who think big boobs “don’t count” if the person attached to them is overweight. Like…what do you think big boobs on skinny people are made of? Air? Cotton candy? The souls of the innocent??

SHE IS PERFECT

As a ginger, my boobs are definitely made of the souls of the innocent

This darling literally has the body of a goddess don’t hate the bby

So fucking yummy

"DOESN’T COUNT"

"…OVERWEIGHT"

*explodes with hysterical laughter*

… . shes overweight? How in the hell is she overweight?

(Source: whorshipment, via jeezdrankaliquorstore)


thebloggerbloggerfun:

SPN through text posts

Guys I found my new favorite meme.

(via im-a-mad-girl-with-a-blog)

posted 1 week ago with 13,339 notes (originally from thebloggerbloggerfun)
#spn

realhomo:

countingtoabillionslow:

Is anyone else completely terrified by the concept that you could, someday, meet someone who actually genuinely wants to spend the rest of their life in love with you?

(Source: wearealsoboats, via gred-and-forge-in-the-impala)

posted 1 week ago with 405,070 notes (originally from wearealsoboats)

sassyabrahamlincoln:

"what classes are you taking this semester"

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posted 2 weeks ago with 83,606 notes (originally from sassyabrahamlincoln)

tvspecial:

*hits on you* *actually hits you*

(Source: whiteboyfriend, via jaclyndarvill)

posted 2 weeks ago with 149,224 notes (originally from whiteboyfriend)

chiehiro-moved:

one thing i hate is when parents refuse to let their kid(s) dye their hair

like

who’s fucking hair is it??????? is iT THE FAMILY HAIR?????????

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posted 2 weeks ago with 620,965 notes (originally from chiehiro-moved)

bearzerky:

i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then

(via helmholts)

posted 2 weeks ago with 399,287 notes (originally from bearzerky)

luciawestwick:

The Imitation Game. (x)

(via foreverwholocked)

posted 2 weeks ago with 4,315 notes (originally from luciawestwick)
#the imitation game #tig #benedict cumberbatch

leepace-daily:

I HAD TO DO IT SORRY

(via thefallingavenger)

posted 2 weeks ago with 6,878 notes (originally from leepace-daily)
#lee pace

itsjustjensen:

HUGE FIRM MUSCLE & FRECKLED Thanks to @WinchesterGank

(via the-doctor-is-saved)

posted 2 weeks ago with 1,528 notes (originally from itsjustjensen)
#jensen ackles

beardedchrisevans:

a very important and 100% necessary camera angle

(via everyone-needs-a-fandom)

posted 2 weeks ago with 21,248 notes (originally from beardedchrisevans)
#cap

benedike:

What can we deduce from this photoshoot?

(via mycroftknowsbetter)

posted 2 weeks ago with 5,255 notes (originally from benedike)
#sherlock

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